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New Vlog Post: The Teenager June 4, 2009

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Posted a new video blog on my Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/bazmcstay - which includes this poem below. You’ll notice the better quality. Visual and audio, not poetic quality. Thankfully, with my 24th birthday having recently passed on May 25th, I was able to invest in a brand spanking new Sony Handicam. My natural technophobia saw me hovering at the window of the shop for a good ten minutes before I plucked up the courage to take the plunge and buy it. It’s a great purchase however – from my point of view anyway, though you may protest at having further vloggery inflicted upon you. Shout out to Stephen Byrne (http://www.youtube.com/user/3sixty5days), who got me into this vlog business, and a major cyber-hug for him and his fellow-Leaving Cert victims who all had their English Paper 2 postponed from Thursday until Saturday, thanks to someone in a school in Drogheda handing out that instead of Paper 1 this morning. Maybe Bob Quick has found a new job - he’s that police chief from Britain who was snapped on camera carrying those confidential files into Number 10. Try having a go at being a dustman, Bob, you’ll find no one is interested in what you’re carrying around in that job!

Anyway, final exam approacheth on Friday. Wish me luck and hope you like the poem.

The Teenager

Surviving on one triangular meal a day

and the stress-free strains of candy-floss music,

the angry teenager is all lazy eyes,

a floating head trailing his neck behind him.

He’s nothing but wrong angles and skinny bones

and proceeding hairlines betray growing cracks

and it always pains him to say anything

but especially anything loud and clear.

Fuck knows, he’ll swear at anything but to nothing

and let you no farther than pockmarked-skin-deep.

He hides in a hoodie in a corner,

looks for a bolt-hole in his Nokia

and duck-dives beneath the waves of the iPod

but each eye that grazes him draws young blood,

sketching out in bright red lines like tube maps

the veins and arteries of a beating life.

He wears a faceful of macho make-up

but pens pretty poetry in the dark

in between wet dreams and dry, droughty spells.

He keeps the water-taps shut tight in public

but draws from the well and spills many a bucket

when the drop of a ball is the end of the world.

He can’t get away from huggy mummy and daddy

and he hates them for it, but when he cuts loose

he drops crumbs of homemade scones as he goes,

sprays his eyes over the forest floor for raisons.

He’ll do plenty of ageing during those teens –

like the name suggests, he’s always on the move –

and the pressure is there right from the word grow:

the world pushes in on his skull like a finger

pressing into marshmallow, puffs back out,

full of sugary notions and impressions.

He never fails to bounce back, rubber ball,

spring-loaded, always ill but best equipped,

never hitting bottom but always falling.

The Goddamned Jay Brannan May 7, 2009

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On Sunday evening I read an interview in the Tribune with a young singer-songwriter who I had never heard of called Jay Brannan. The interview conveyed someone with a complex backstory, a quirky sense of humour and an off-beat view of the world and what music should say and do. Curious, I Youtubed him, as you do these days. What you come across are videos of some extraordinarily beautiful songs, unconventional in music, lyric and execution certainly, but nevertheless deeply touching. That’s a word, touching, which gets flung about a bit too easily but in the case of Jay Brannan, it fits perfectly. The gay son of a conservative Baptist Texas family refuses to fit any mould other than his own.

So, having spent a good hour initiating myself in the music, I thought “To hell with it, let’s go see him” – he was to play at Crawdaddy on Wednesday May 6th, so no time like the present. Onto Ticketmaster, buy a ticket for a mere €12 and wait.

Tonight rolled along and I took myself to the Pod. I won’t lie: Despite Brannan’s clearly-stated desire not to become known as “the gay singer”, the patrons tonight were mostly male and wearing skinny jeans. The guy is good-looking and talented, it’s no wonder he attracts that attention. But when he came out, cracked his wry smile with some easy irony and started his set, it was hard to NOT fall in love with Jay.

The songs move between extremes of pathos and sardonic humour. He isn’t afraid to mix the deepest emotion with the plainest of language, as one shouldn’t be. His lyrics are clever, stilted eyeglasses which give a new, strange and vivid view of their subject, from love to hate, from bombs to blowjobs. He is entirely self-taught, a fact which explains his music’s roughness around the edges, but there is inherent sense and sensitivity in his chords and riffs, while rough is certainly not a word you would use to describe his voice. It is like listening to silk flow across teflon, as pure and untarnished as you could wish for. It’s not just a voice to die for, but one you could die listening to.

Flicking between self-deprecating and sincere, asking if “Dolores O’Riordan and Sinéad” have shown up, bemoaning Ryanair’s desire to charge him for his CDs and begging us to buy them if only to save on costs, flashing quick smiles or sharp barbs at audience members, it’s as though Brannan is addressing a close friend, half-starting a song before being distracted by a thought. Charismatic is the word – he could bottle and sell the stuff. He’s not afraid to speak his mind – that’s the nature of his work. And although I was at the gig alone, it certainly didn’t feel like it, as Jay drew me in, engaged me, told me his stories and, in doing so, asked me for mine.

That’s what the word “touching” means – that what you witness tells you something and demands a response. It answers your questions and asks questions of you too. Brannan is happy to joke and present a devil-may-care side, but in his songs he blends that with truth, sincerity and depth. It’s not just what he tells, it’s how he tells it. This guy should go far – his cover of Bob Dylan’s “Blowing In The Wind”, a capella except for an African kashaka (a percussion instrument which, as Brannan points out, resembles anal beads), was brilliant, piercing, soaring. But his own songs, of which “Soda Shop”, “Housewife” and “Can’t Have It All” are just some of my favourites, are works of art in their own right. I felt it only proper to spread the word. In a couple years time, I’m sure I won’t be able to get a parking spot NEAR wherever Brannan is playing for €12, but I’ll always be able to say I saw him way-back-when. This was his second time playing in Dublin. Hopefully it won’t be the last. I wish this talented artist every success in what he does and where his life leads because he deserves it.

For more on Jay, go to http://jaybrannan.com/ . Check him out on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/jaybrannan or buy his album, “Goddamned” on iTunes – it’s excellent, trust me. He’s also on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jaybrannan and on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=88498428544&ref=mf#/pages/Jay-Brannan/6625639185?sid=2b785b44b4e34767e1677fd3a8c2a5ec&ref=search .

The Singed Wings Of ‘Icarus’ April 24, 2009

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Last year I had the privilege of being published in Icarus, Trinity College Dublin’s literary magazine, one which has a special affinity for poetry. Such luminaries as Derek Mahon and Michael Longley cut their stanzaic teeth in Icarus and it remains an honour to be printed on its pages. I was a little taken aback today when I received an email from the current editor of the magazine. I had submitted a piece and it has been shortlisted to appear in the next edition but I was informed that this was “reliant on funding”. Time and again, people in the arts are left standing with a begging bowl at the first sign of economic unrest. Be it the Abbey Theatre or a small student publication, each and every artistic outlet suffers from the constant affliction known as “not having enough money“.

Icarus goes to print only twice a year. It averages less than 50 pages. It is not printed on the highest quality paper but is an elegant publication and one with a fine history. To think that it may be a victim of the Recession is as unthinkable as the National Gallery closing its doors. Hyperbole? I don’t think so. It is the death of the small publications such as Icarus which are indicative both of the lack of attention to the art of poetry, especially, and a “who cares” approach to the artistic world. I’m a big fan of sport. I’m a big fan of television and the film industry. Yet while these get large government subsidies (which, granted, are also being cut in these times, but then again, everything is), poetry, one of Ireland’s premier exports, one of our greatest national assets is allowed to waste away. It gives a lie to our great literary history, our parading of Kavanagh and MacNeice, Heaney and Mahon, Longley and Muldoon and the rest as great Irish artists, great success stories, personified national pats-on-the-back, when we allow such little defeats to pass unnoticed.

Hopefully, Icarus will survive, despite its doomed moniker. Hopefully the arts will not be allowed to decay and die as sadly can happen in times such as these. Ireland is taking the sporting world by storm, notably in rugby and golf and sport will continue to be funded because of this. Yet some of the biggest names in the UK and Hollywood are Irish actors and Irish playwrights are among the elite – McPherson, McDonagh, McGuinness. But these successes abroad must not be taken to indicate great wisdom and care in the treatment of the arts at home, because the arts continue to be the soft target most easily wounded by cutbacks. And poetry is perhaps the biggest sufferer of all. Once the greatest of art forms, it is now overlooked and to our national discredit.

Anyway, here is the poem which was published in Icarus last year. I must thank Brendan Gildea, then the editor of the magazine, for taking the figary to allow my piece to pass into the great history of Icarus. It wasn’t a poem I had pinned my hopes on but he saw an ugly duckling beauty in it worth honouring. Hopefully, funding-permitting, I might have a second such honour in the near future. 

Dodder Waters

 

The Dodder runs under Ball’s Bridge near my flat,

Widening, clambering over rocky shallows,

Shouting nonsense, falling into step towards Lansdowne.

Always seems a merry little river, flighty, sprightly,

Nothing doddery about it if you watch it go its way.

 

Last night – this morning, to be honest – I walk,

Still-warm, moon-bright, me-smiling secret walk,

I pause on the bridge to look into the river.

 

Cars pass with crumbling explosion;

I tune them out. Let current flow through my ears,

Carry me down, lovely, dark, stony, watery places.

 

With my view from the bridge, I see –

Rocks poke through, make out patterns:

Here street-lamp-lit patch, surface-deep, blaring up,

Splash of white-light, glinting prettily for anyone;

There, darker pool, somewhat deeper, somehow, now, visible.

Somehow, now, I see river-bed, pebbles, weeds

And rubbish. I wish for coins I can drop, splash, down,

Into lovely, dark, stony, watery, somewhat deeper places

Which seem much murkier but tell a clearer story.

A Golden Age Of Now And Then March 23, 2009

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The Masses On Dawson Street for the Grand Slam Homecoming

The Masses On Dawson Street for the Grand Slam Homecoming

I don’t think there is anything I can add to the paragraphs and paragraphs which have been and will continue to be written about the Miracle Of The Millenium Stadium. The manner in which the mythic Grand Slam was won by Ireland yesterday made it all the more emotional. To be so close to clinching a historic victory only to stare into the abyss of despair right at the moment of triumph – the human capacity for emotional yo-yoing was seriously tested. To witness Bernard Dunne seal a world title a few hours later simply reinforced the old adage: What’s seldom is wonderful. Ireland is such a small country, our triumphs so unlikely as to be so much sweeter. It was a joy to be on Dawson Street today to welcome the team and coaches home – as Jack Kyle said yesterday, they will always be Grand Slam winners, just like him.

Oh, and my €10 bet with Manus on the outcome of the Premier League this year remains very much still on – Liverpool 5-0 Aston Villa. Hot on the heels of the demolition of ManYoo in their Theatre Of Nightmares last week, it just makes you wonder how we’re still behind in this chase. I blame Hull, Fulham, West Ham, ‘Boro, etc.

I watched a beautiful documentary on the late, great Anna Manahan tonight – stuck in the graveyard slot by RTE, like most of their best broadcasts. Filmed 4 years ago, the piece was rerun in tribute to the actress who died two weeks ago. It was a wonderfully simple documentary, meandering about Anna’s past and present, showing a stage great in her eighties, the weight of parts played, loves lost, years gone by. She reminded me a lot of my grandmother, that generation of Irish ladies in particular who speak plainly yet poetically, who grew up with “a certain type of way of behaving”, who ask why you won’t have tea, who delve into the immeasurable recesses of their memories to pick out a name, a place, a story they thought they’d lost. Watching her shocked reaction in the footage of her Tony Award win for “The Beauty Queen Of Leenane” brought a tear to my eye. To see someone who has lived such a long life and had such a successful career still living with her two brothers in a modest house, still revelling in afternoons spent in her garden staring at the sky or talking to her near-blind cat, it has a different emotional impact to sporting euphoria. It makes you think about how we deal with life, how we approach age, how we think about those older than ourselves. Anna spoke of having bought the plot next to her eldest sister’s grave years ago in preparation for her

The trophy in safe hands with Messrs. O'Driscoll and Kidney.
The trophy in safe hands with Messrs. O’Driscoll and Kidney.

own passing – a sort of pragmatism peculiar to those who have been schooled for half a century in the theatre, for those who lived a generation or two away from this, for those who probably witnessed that last Grand Slam triumph, 61 years ago.

Looking Inside Oneself March 9, 2009

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Audrey II looming over Mum, Dad and me on the set of "Little Shop Of Horrors".

Audrey II looming over Mum, Dad and me on the set of "Little Shop Of Horrors".

I’ve been quite conspicuous by my absence from this blog for a wee while. One of the main reasons was that I was directing “Little Shop Of Horrors” in DU Players which ran from February 17th to 21st. I had an absolute blast and it was a joy watching everything coming together and to life before my – very heavy and sleep-deprived – eyes. I had a wonderful co-director in the immensely talented Jayne Stynes and it was great to have someone to bounce ideas off and turn to for much-needed hugs and confectionary when things got a bit much! The crew were tireless, especially over the weekend before the show, in their efforts to create a bleak Skid Row and the little shop itself. The band, perched precariously on a scaffold 7 feet above the stage, were so talented and led by my good friend and fellow juice-drinker Danny Forde. The cast members themselves made me – and everyone else – laugh uncontrollably with their comic timing but they also were, to a man, brilliant in their singing and dancing too, deserving the full houses and standing ovations which came their way. Shout out to Aaron, Seán and Ruairí too for making that Mean Green Mother, Audrey II, rock out and chow down. So, if I’ve been away, it was for a good reason!

“Bodies, The Exhibition” – or “BODIES…The Exhibition”, as I believe the garbled syntax of the display runs - has been in Dublin’s Ambassador Theatre lately. A strange venue for a science exhibition, was my initial thought. Then I discovered the exact nature of the show. What on the posters about Dublin looked like very good clay likenesses of the stripped human form turned out to be actual preserved human remains. I was more than a little disturbed by this discovery, and the fact that they were being displayed in poses such as performing a bicycle kick or conducting an orchestra made it all-the-more macabre. The controversy surrounding this exhibition must surely be in some way behind the choice of venue – a smaller Dublin theatre and music venue rather than one of the museums.

I decided to do some more exploration and visited the BODIES website. I found a rather disturbing note in their FAQs. The FAQ reads: “Q: Where do the full body specimens come from? A: The full body specimens are persons who lived in China and died of natural causes. After the bodies were unclaimed at death, pursuant to Chinese law, they were ultimately delivered to a medical school for education and research. Where known, information about the identities, medical histories and causes of death is kept strictly confidential”. (http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/bodies.html)

One has to ask about the morality in all this. These are unidentified bodies of people who may not have granted permission for their use in such an extraordinary way after death, let alone donated their bodies to science. Their relatives also have no idea that their loved ones are travelling the world in an sensationalised educational freak-show. How can one feel comfortable about the presentation of a corpse in a sporting pose when in fact they may never have played sport (Chinese residents are unlikely to have played American football), or as conducting an orchestra when they may have been fans of rap rather than classical? You may think that’s a flippant point, but it is really creating a fiction, a different life for strangers. It invades their previous existence and plonks them into a fishbowl with new props and surroundings, destroying their life-stories to tell a new, gaudy one. The claim that the bodies are “tastefully displayed” is sickening and hollow.

Furthermore, and more chillingly, there is a black market in the trade of corpses of executed, tortured or starved prisoners based in that country, with bodies fetching about $300 apiece. China’s human rights abuses are a matter of concern for the whole of humanity, yet we are blissfully unaware and uninformed about the provenance of these human statues. The practice of organ harvesting from the Falun Gong is another well-publicised, but much overlooked, offence and there are plenty of organs to be gazed at in this gruesome display. (For info and reports about this, visit http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/BodiesExhibits/ or Google: black market body trade China)

Whatever happened to these people before they died, there is something of Burke and Hare feel to all of this, harking back to the days of body-snatching and grave-robbing. Where is the respect in this? People who donate their bodies to science indicate this wish before they die, but I’m sure many of them would be horrified to think their stripped forms might be paraded about the capital cities of the world like this. What is more, the bodies in the Ambassador never even had the chance to indicate such a wish. They may not rest in a peaceful grave, being hauled about the planet as money-making exhibits.

It so happened that in college one of my courses was studying Séamus Heaney at the time, and his poems about the Stone Age bodies at Aarhus (such as “The Tollund Man”), which seemed more than appropriate. Heaney’s poems have a primitive feel to them, unashamed in their pagan and gruesome effect. But it made me think. There is a difference between the display of those Bodies in the Bog in a museum and the BODIES exhibition. The Aarhus displays are laid peacefully. Their histories are told, as much as is known of them. And there was scant chance of a family relative being about to consult about the wishes of the deceased regarding their destination after death.

There is a respect which is sorely missing in the BODIES display. To recreate the inside of the human body has been done in polymer before. This venture simply wishes to cash in on the sensationalism of using REAL human bodies, nothing more. If it claims to be merely educational, it should dispense with this immoral and disgusting selling point. The opening blurb on the website talks of the “amazing and complex machine” which is the human body. Machine eh? Something mechanical? To be taken apart, piece by piece, and ogled in doe-eyed wonder like the inside of a clock? The “machine” behind the display, Premier Exhibitions, calls on the consumer to “Peer Inside Yourself”. Perhaps they should peer inside themselves, think about exactly what they are doing, about where there money is coming from and about what a massive responsibility it is to take possession of a human body.

A Long Time Coming January 21, 2009

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-This Blog Post.
-The Inauguration of an African-American as President of the United States.
-The mid-season slump for Liverpool in the race for the Premiership.

Three events of varying importance, all a long time coming. I’ve been temporarily cut off from the rest of civilisation due to the untimely demise of my Dell’s battery, hence the delay in the latest post. I’m sure you were all desperately waiting for it. In between the death of the battery and now, I’ve been rehearsing for “Little Shop Of Horrors”, which I’m co-directing and which will be taking to the stage in the Players Theatre, Trinity College Dublin, from 17th to 21st February. Do come. And if you can’t, send money. Or flowers. Or both.

 
Wouter Mulders, John Gallagher, Barry McStay, Ciaran Clarke, Sarah Duffy, Matt Smyth, Becca Savoy, Marc Atkinson, Eoghan Quinn, Bri Fitzpatrick and Emer Kelly.

 

Improv, She Wrote performed at the New Players Theatre, Monday 19th January 2009. The troupe comprises (clockwise from top left): Wouter Mulders, John Gallagher, Barry McStay, Ciaran Clarke, Sarah Duffy, Matt Smyth, Becca Savoy, Marc Atkinson, Eoghan Quinn, Bri Fitzpatrick and Emer Kelly.

On top of that, I’ve also been onstage myself as part of Trinity College’s brand new improv comedy troupe, half-wittily named “Improv, She Wrote”. Comprising eleven members, we had our first live show ever in front of a packed house in the Players Theatre last night and, if the audience reaction was anything to go by, things went rather ok. Improv comedy is a really great form of entertainment, cheap to produce, fun, and great to watch when done well. It is a massive part of college life in America and, to a lesser extent, Britain, but has very few devotees in Ireland. But anyone has watched “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” or seen the Comedy Store Players in action will know how great good improv can be. We can only strive to be better. Thanks to those who came last night and do come again – after all, every show is different!

Liverpool, I’m afraid to say, have hit an icy patch this winter – as per usual. 6 draws in 9 games, if my count is correct. This habit we had of drawing games we should have won was one I thought we had kicked this year but sadly the addiction to mediocrity seems to be resurfacing. The goals need to start flowing at Anfield – the 5-1 rout of Newcastle seems to have been a flash in a very cold pan.

Finally, the tears were brimming again today. The sense of occasion was very obvious, even in a simple sitting room in campus rooms in Trinity College. I watched the inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama as America’s 44th President with a group of my friends. We clapped loudly when he was sworn in, felt for him as he stumbled nervously, and the silence was deafening as we hung on every word of his inaugural address.
I was aware of how unique a situation this really was. There are few moments in our lives when we experience a true moment of hope, an uplifting feeling of the world being, for a moment, good again, and say to ourselves “In the future, I will remember this moment. I will point to this instant and say, I was there, I saw this”. Some are personal, others very public affairs. One of these moments came when I watched the new pope, Benedict XVI, presented to the world – this was my faith remaking itself, renewing a sacred covenant.
Another of those moments occurred today. There was utter hope and faith in that room today as we watched the coverage from Washington. Today the world is good and right. Today America is better then it has been, thanks to one man and the millions who believed in his message, a message so simple and positive: Yes We Can. So, along with the country he now leads, let’s heed Obama’s call: Lift ourselves up, brush ourselves down, and begin to remake the world.

Advent Calendar Post #9: Not-So-Dull Hull and ‘Allelujah Alexandra December 13, 2008

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Liverpool. I give up. There really is no team like them. 2-0 down after twenty minutes against Hull – at Anfield, I might add – and stormed back to 2-2 thanks largely to the footballing equivalent of a kick up the arse from Steven Gerrard. With a barnstorming display, the Reds were level by half-time and, by all accounts, should have been three or four goals ahead. The onslaught continued in the second half. A victory seemed assured. The goal that would seal it was surely coming.
No. Yet again. For the fourth time this year. A draw at Anfield against a team Liverpool should beat. Just when it looked like the wheels were back on the wagon with two 3-1 wins over Blackburn and PSV, Liverpool showed they still need to find the formula. This season has many games to go – Arsenal and Man United both drew today as well – but if Liverpool want to win the league, this simply must end. New Years resolution: Win games when they are there to win.
On a different note – a musical one, if you will – I turned on “The X-Factor” final today and, I must admit, the lure of human emotion and great music worked its magic. Aside from the constant self-congratulation of the production and the repetition upon repetition of “Carmina Burana” and Dermot O’Leary’s stock lines, the real stars were Eoghan Quigg, JLS and the eventual winner Alexandra Burke who were all superb. I began thinking “Oh, an Irishman” supporting Eoghan; I followed with a conversion to the harmony and ready-made star quality of JLS; however, with a stunning duet with Beyoncé and a heart-rending version of what I initially thought a disastrous choice of winner’s single, “Hallelujah”, Alexandra proved she was a worthy winner. JLS should and surely will have a long career in showbusiness, but Alexandra’s tears at the end of the show were enough to melt even the most hardened of anti-reality TV hearts!

Stephen Fry Conquers America November 27, 2008

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Turn on the TV these days and you are likely to discover yet another unwashed ”celebrity” trying to get out of wherever the hell they have been plonked – and it’s never a location far enough away from this planet for my liking. You may well discover a wannabe popstar having their dreams mercilessly crushed (deservedly or otherwise) or a wannabe West End star being yelled at (praise or abuse, who knows?) by John Barrowman. There is no shortage of home improvement programmes which will tell us the best colour to paint that pesky radiator cover or cookery programmes which will show us what the grey mush we have syringed from our saucepan ought to look like. And, of course, there are those searing exposé programmes: “Britain’s Worst Toilet”, “Can Fat Teens Hunt” and, my favourite, ”100 Greatest TV Ads” – all, including the last, interspersed, naturally, with ad breaks, those parasites upon the parasite.

Amidst the dross and the drivel, you do happen across the occasional gem. Channel 4’s “Shameless” is the one drama series that has held my attention over an extended period of time. The institution that is “Have I Got News For You?” with its institutions-within-the-institution, Ian Hislop and the brilliant Paul Merton, is nearly 20 years old and never ceases to make me laugh. The loss of Dermot Morgan ensures we treasure every “Father Ted” episode as a nugget of pure gold. RTE’s documentary and sports departments have a habit of surprising with consistently good productions. Golf with Peter Alliss and “Match Of The Day” are jewels in the BBC’s crown.

And just recently, I had the extreme joy and pleasure of following the beautifully-filmed and incomparably-presented “Stephen Fry In America”. This 6-part series, hosted by the man most deserving of the title “National Treasure”, took the viewer on a journey through each one of the 50 states that make up the USA. Fry steered his trusty black cab across the “Lower 48″ before flying to Alaska and Hawaii, trying to encapsulate the vastness and diversity of America in 6 hours.

The amazing thing is that he succeeds. The photography team behind the series deserve the highest of praise, as their pictures make the viewer ooh-and-ahh just as Fry does at the very “American” attitude of nature in the states - its unashamed brashness, grandeur and ceaseless ability to amaze and impress. He brings us into the depths of a coal mine and soaring over the evergreen national parks in a hot air balloon; he swims with sharks and walks among buffalo; he is not afraid to express his distaste for glitzy Miami or his sheer wonder at the bleak majesty of Hawaii’s newest island, new America literally emerging from the ocean every hour.

Fry’s Odyssey is somewhat Joycean - he attempts to capture the uncapturable by allowing us to sample the best and worst and everything in between, from the delight of a real chilli-dog to the sickliness of a body farm. Joyce bottled Dublin in Ulysses, saving its sights, sounds and smells to be sampled and rebuilt by readers for all eternity. Walt Whitman before him tried to record the tune of his country by singing the song of himself. Stephen Fry, an Englishman, an outsider, has recorded America’s past, present and future in a TV series, 6 hours which comprise a true work of art, a stunning televisual experience.

Television very often displays the ability to disgust and desensitise us. Thanks be to God who formed the vast variety of the United States for Stephen Fry and the team behind “Stephen Fry In America” who proved to us that television is not only a media outlet or a worldwide wall to be graffitied and pissed on, but it can be an artform, and one of extreme beauty too.

Oh, and the entire series is available on DVD. Now you know what I want for Christmas…

The Poetic Me November 14, 2008

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Ok, so it’s been a long time since I blogged, and for that I am sorry. No, please don’t beat me. I have simply been attempting to recover my sense of awareness. What sense of awareness? you say. Well, the sense of awareness that I have a college degree to earn by the end of this year, and a life to attempt to plot out beyond that.

I’m not convinced that previous sentence is entirely grammatically correct, a fact which does not bode well for my BA in English Literature.

Anyway, I have also been attempting to find a way to put into words exactly how delighted I was by the election of Barack Obama. The previous post kind of took lots of other people’s words, mashed up a bit of a collage and avoided having to express anything myself beyond the implications of this conglomeration. I’m still not able to go beyond “It’s wonderful”. I’m waiting for the inspiration to verbalise the inspiration of it all.

Usually, when I can’t express something to my satisfaction, I flee to the infinitely more pliable regions of poetry, where you can indirectly say whatever the hell you want to but can’t say directly. Ah, you say, there was bound to be a catch, he couldn’t be all politics and sport, he couldn’t be that cool. Poetry, it makes sense. Well, yeah, basically, I’m a coward – I hide meaning in rhymes. Like a closed book, you won’t get to see what’s inside, you’ll only get a flashy blurb which drops a few hints.  

I dip in and out of reading poetry, and some resonates with me and some doesn’t. The poetry that resonates with me most is the poetry I write myself. Not because I’m conceited and think it’s literary gold, but because it captures moments and emotions which I felt and can feel again, which are released upon rereading the poem. Well, that’s the basic idea anyway – I think it’s practically impossible, but a great theory. Basically, I like poems for themselves, as beautiful pieces of writing, but I also like being able to understand poems and the poems I understand best are the ones I wrote myself. Na-na-na-na-na, I get it and you don’t.

Well, no, that’s not the point either. Because I like people to read the odd poem of mine now and again and to like them and to say those magic words “I really connected with it” – except that sounds so pretentious, so maybe the more magic words “It struck a chord with me” or “I feel that way sometimes too”. And they don’t know exactly everything behind the poem – they don’t have to. All they need is to find something in those words I have arranged which rings a bell for them.

I took a 6-week course in creative writing last year and was told by the lady running the course that “we need to eradicate that ‘I’ from your poems”. What? I’m sorry, I’m not sure I quite heard that. (That’s three Is in one sentence, so she was clearly fighting a losing battle). What she explained to me was that the poet should not be so intrusive as to dominate a poem through constant Is and Mes. Metaphor, she enthused, it’s all about the metaphor.

Metaphor me arse.

Ok, not too poetic and not what I think at all. I loves a good metaphor, I does. But the thing is this. I don’t see any reason to expunge myself from what I write. Most of my poems are about me. Or things I did. Or things I saw. Or things I think. And if I want to express these things through a nice extended metaphor, fine. But if I want to be there, in the poem, while all these things are happening, that should be fine too. I’m a big believer in the power of storytelling, and if the best way – or, sometimes, the only way – to tell a story is to use that poetic Me, then nothing’s going to stop me telling it.

This all sounds terribly egocentric. Maybe it is. Actually, yes, it definitely is. All about me, me, me. But that’s what art often is – not that some of the scrawlings that vomit from my pen are art. But art needs an artist. Some of the best poems - and song lyrics too – are brimful of Mes and Is. And that doesn’t stop other people from “connecting” – after some period of buffering, presumably. But there are no cries of “out of the way, poet, I can’t connect with you there” or “if only this were completely metaphorical and bereft of the word I, then there might be a chance of an emotional spark being lit within me”. 

I think most people have a Poetic Me – or I, more appropriately. Most people have a side to their personality that finds a certain wonder in unexpected snowfall, in spotting the Plough among the stars, in walking on the beach at sunset, in singing in the rain, in a kiss. Some people just hide it more than others. And some of us let it out for the occasional wander among the words of a poem. I’m not ready to see Me put down just yet.

What Tommy Tiernan has to offer Post-Colonial Studies October 20, 2008

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One of my English Literature courses this year is entitled “Post-Colonialism and Irish Studies”. For anyone who has ever studied English Literature, and particularly Literary Criticism, you will know what Post-Colonialism means. Or rather, you will know that you’re not supposed to know what Post-Colonialism means. The argument rages - admittedly, with all the violence of a damp tissue – in the critical sphere about the word Post-Colonialism: what it means, whether it can mean anything, whether it means several things or nothing, whether it’s a valid term in the first place, when exactly the ”Post” describes, even whether it should be hyphenated or not. So, riveting stuff, I’m sure you’ll agree.

For the non-English nerds, let me enlighten you. I’m could receive a flood of angry comments for the following, but I’m going to give you what I understand as “Post-Colonialism” in as straightforward a way as possible – and this isn’t a straightforward subject. Basically, Post-Colonial studies deals with the literature of nations which have experienced colonial rule - especially, it seems, members of the former British Empire – and explores the factors at play within that literature. Or something.

At a basic level, it looks at how culture - literature, in this case - of occupied countries evolves under colonial rule. Frantz Fanon describes three stages of literature under colonial rule: the first, when the literature is a mirror-image of the colonial culture’s literature and caters solely for that audience; second, after an awakening, begins to question the imperial rule, often looking to the past and seeking to establish a new sense of nation and a history and culture which may or may not have existed (in an Irish context, the literary revival, Yeats, Synge et al.) – that still may not cater to the entire “nation” but only to the intellectual and upper classes; thirdly, once that literature opens out and a wider national consciousness is established, there is outright literary war waged upon the occupying country.

There are loads and loads of terms and nuances and arguments which attend the discourse of post-colonialism. At the heart of post-colonial literature, however, there lies a constant search to establish the nation, to define what it is to be Indian or Nigerian or Irish. Some authors reject the former colonial literary influences entirely, others adopt and adapt them to their own hybridic ends.

And that leads me to my curious title. Ireland was occupied and ruled, in various guises and forms, by England for nearly 800 years. Tommy Tiernan’s joke in his first DVD runs as follows: “What does it mean to be Irish? It means your not fuckin’ English.” And that, it seems, was basically it. For 800 years. Ireland defined itself largely on the basis that we were a small nation being “supressed” by a bigger one. Heroes rose and fell, a history and folk tradition was created around Irishness as a romantic and sorrowful ideal. Ireland’s culture of suffering was a defining feature of our literature and, indeed, our politics. We were Irish – and everything that went with that term: repressed, downtrodden but merry, artful, sorrowful, sufferers – because the English were in our country and we were not English.

That’s Irish history in as crude, nationalistic and blatant a form as possible. But now? Can the same be said? What does it mean to be Irish now? Now that Ireland (or most of it, anyway) is independent, now the English are gone, now we are prosperous thanks to the legendary Celtic Tiger, who are we? We can’t continue to be Irish by our non-Englishness. The mythic Ireland, de Valera’s Ireland, Synge’s Ireland, Ireland of the sorrows is an underlying thread in Irish culture even now, an endemic part of us, but it is no longer our be-all and end-all.

Paul Durcan, the poet, in one of his recent collections, scrabbles around on golf courses looking for Ireland – are the golf courses the new English, do we define ourselves by them? I think it is unsurprising that the renowned Irish poets of today, those who are most widely read and who are, perhaps, most successful, are the Ulster Poets: Heaney, Mahon, Longley, Carson and others. Their most important work, their best work, the stuff we are all beaten over the head with at Leaving Cert level, was written at the height of the Troubles. The Ulster Poets were writing in a Northern Ireland gripped by violence, where the culture was one of opposition: You were Irish or English, Catholic or Protestant, Green or Orange. The nation - or non-nation is perhaps more accurate – was defined by its very indefinition, by its war, by its relationship with England and with its own history. The Northern Poets had a meaning, a focal point. Durcan has golf courses.

Down south, we are blessed in our stability but we are also wracked by something of an identity crisis. We are richer materially but poorer spiritually. We are independent Ireland but Ireland is now a multicultural melting-pot. We have a past which was a march focused on what is now our present, but we don’t know where our present is now leading. We are building a nation but destroying the countryside which made the Emerald Isle so emerald. We thought the English government was corrupt but now can’t trust our own politicians. We are great singers, artists, writers and sportsmen but we can’t bear to look at ourselves without seeing something to be cynical about.

I’m “very Irish”, as one of my English friends has pointed out. I love so much about Ireland and I would find it very difficult to leave – if only for the fact that I’d miss the rain, Barry’s Tea, All-Ireland Final day and me mammy, like any other Irish male. And yet I wonder about what it really is to be Irish. I believe that an intense awareness of our past, our suffering, our heroes and, yes, our language and legends is what makes up much of the Irish person – maybe even a bit of “not being English” when there’s a sport’s match against the old enemy! But that isn’t enough anymore. It isn’t enough to be a colonised people anymore, because that colonial enemy isn’t there – dammit man, some of my best friends are English! And I can’t bludgeon them with a shillelagh and luascadh around their dead bodies, throwing shamrocks into the air and singing “A Nation Once Again”, like in the good ol’ days. Nor do I want to – because we’re all grown up after all. As I say somewhere else in this blog, the English have played rugby in Croke Park, our colonial past has been left behind.

And where does that leave us? Turning off The Corrs CD in the Merc as we pull up at the K-Club for a quick round with Fintan and Ruairí, before a quick bite at Guilbaud’s and a few cocktails in Krystle with the Leinster rugby team? Call me flippant, but you have to wonder: Is this it? And it’s not it, of course – it’s the life of a lucky few but it seems like it’s the new dream to which the country must aspire, like independence once was. Certainly, the question remains relevant. What exactly does being Irish mean anymore? What do we want to do with ourselves? Answers please on a postcard.