Shut it Sam! April 21, 2009
Posted by bazmcstay in Football, Latest News.Tags: Blackburn, Bolton, Celebration, Fulham, Gesture, Liverpool, Newcastle, Rafa Benitez, Sam Allardyce
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I have a lot of time for Sam Allardyce, usually. I admired his work at Bolton to the point of utterly despairing of the fact that we had to face his team twice a season – they invariably had the measure of Liverpool for a couple of seasons. I felt he was harshly treated by both the board and fans of Newcastle United and that feeling that he was on a hiding to nothing filtered down to the players. He was not given enough of a chance to establish himself at that club. He has since moved on to Blackburn where, admittedly, he has struggled, although he will need to be given time and space there too. He’s obviously a thorough manager with a strong work ethic and commands strong respect from his teams.
However, Sam has got to stop acting like a spoilt little child. His Blackburn got roundly trounced by Liverpool a couple of weeks ago. Sam does not like Rafa Benitez. And so he threw a tantrum. He seized on something little and has tried to make a huge issue of it. I invite you to watch the video below:
Now, Big Sam claims that Rafael Benitez gestured to him, smirking, indicating that the game was over, no hope now that Blackburn had conceded their second goal. What Rafa says – and what seems far, FAR more likely, looking at the evidence – is that he was joking with his players who had scored a goal despite completely ignoring his instructions from the touchline. There is a “never mind”, a wry shrug about him. And Sam, he’s not even looking at you – that technical area at Anfield is small, and he’s clearly following the movement of the players on the pitch back to halfway.
Rafa Benitez has never let Liverpool Football Club down in his manner. He is someone who focuses entirely during matches, constantly barking orders to the team, gesturing and instructing. I think you would be hard pressed to find a clip of him even interacting with an opposition manager during a game. He has begun to relax a bit more on the touchline recently however, celebrating a crucial win at Fulham, cracking the occasional smile like this one. If Sam Allardyce paid more attention to the shambolic defence of his team, if he had tried sending a striker out against Liverpool instead of poor old Christopher Samba, perhaps he might not have had to witness the “insulting” joy of his opposite number enjoying a goal scored. If you don’t like someone Sam, fine. But you don’t have to lie to try and play the victim when you’ve simply been proven inadequate.
Update April 16, 2009
Posted by bazmcstay in Football, Latest News.Tags: Hillsborough, Martin Kelner, The Guardian
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As of 11:42 – nearly 24 hours after posting – my comment on Martin Kelner’s piece of misguided and uninformed vitriol in The Guardian has not been ratified and put on the comment board. The truth hurts, eh Martin?
We’ll Never Forget, You’ll Never Walk Alone April 16, 2009
Posted by bazmcstay in Football, Latest News.Tags: Alan Hansen, Anfield, BBC, Bernard Murray, Brian Clough, David Duckenfield, England, FA CUp, Guus Hiddink, Hillsborough, Hillsborough Disaster, Justice For The 96, Kelvin MacKenzie, Liverpool, Martin Kelner, Match Of The Day, Memorial, Norman Bettison, Ray Stubbs, South Yorkshire Police, The Guardian, The Premier League, The Sun, The Taylor Report, You'll Never Walk Alone
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I am so proud of my football team, both for its displays onfield and off. Today marked the 20th Anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster which claimed the lives of 96 Liverpool Football Club supporters at an FA Cup Semi Final on April 15th 1989. The memorial service at Anfield today was intensely moving – “You’ll Never Walk Alone” is a strongly emotive song on its own, but gains new poignancy when sung so passionately, so proudly in this context. There have been so many words written, both in sorrow and anger, commemorating the tragic incidents surrounding the events of that awful day, asking more questions than they answer. Mine are no greater than any of those already written. However, it is with regret that I direct you to this article by Martin Kelner in The Guardian.
I was so appalled by his attitude towards the will to remember Hillsborough, and especially by his ignorance of the unresolved matters surrounding the disaster that I felt compelled to reply to it. In this age of the web, letters to the editor are rather wasted, so I left a comment on the internet page. I have pasted the reply below. It is the ignorance of men like these, like Brian Clough who is being so celebrated right now yet who said “I will always remain convinced that those Liverpool fans who died were killed by Liverpool people” in the wake of the tragedy, like Kelvin MacKenzie who edited The Sun at the time and who published lies, fictions and slanders under the headline “THE TRUTH” simply to try sell newspapers, it is men like these who cause the misunderstanding about Hillsborough and who damn the memory of those who died. How dare they. Today is a day to remember those who died and to reinforce the need for Justice For The 96. You’ll Never Walk Alone.
I read this article while on a visit to England and felt compelled to make a comment, something I would never normally do. I found this utterly distasteful, a chance to have a go at the BBC and MOTD for doing what they HAD to do – commemorate Hillsborough – and then returning to what they are SUPPOSED to do – show football highlights. I second the comment below which points out that the words “crucial” and “vital” were within a completely different frame of reference to the type of “importance” Hansen and Stubbs mentioned. To criticise the panel for a joke about Hiddink’s accent is like criticising a funeral-goer for making a crack about the deceased: it happens, because we must always remember the dead, but not wallow. We try to go on as best we can. It was wholly appropriate to reflect on Hillsborough, it was a difficult subject and it is hardly voyeurism if someone is willing to share their grief in order to help us understand.
However, I take most issue with this paragraph:
Eh? The question might have been relevant 20 years ago, but we sort of know what happened after Hillsborough. The Taylor Report led to all-seater stadiums, people not getting crushed on terraces, the Premier League, prawn sandwiches, and poor people being priced out of live matches. And obviously those responsible for the hideous policing errors that contributed to the tragedy were prosecuted to the full extent of the law, or were retired on full pension and advised to keep very schtum indeed. I cannot quite remember.
We DO NOT know what happened after Hillsborough given that the final chapter has not been written. There has never been a full official apology for the police’s behaviour before, during and after the disaster. The original inquest into the deaths gave a verdict of “accidental death”, only examining the evidence up to 3:15, not taking into account the police reactions such as obstructing people carrying the injured from the scene.
However, most damning of all is your total ignorance of the legal issues. Those responsible for the hideous policing errors have NEVER been prosecuted to the full extent of the law. David Duckenfield, the Chief Superintendent on duty, and another officer, Bernard Murray, saw the private prosecution against them abandoned when Duckenfield was deemed medically unfit to face trial. He then retired with his full police pension. It became clear during the trial that several officers had lied, including Duckenfield. Duckenfield had backed up the stories which were leaked from within South Yorkshire police and used in the infamous <i>Sun</i> articles about the tragedy. Utter lies for which they – and Kelvin MacKenzie – have never apologised. Another officer, Norman Bettison, who was one of several to manipulate his evidence, later was appointed Chief Constable of Merseyside.
To flippantly dismiss all this as you did, to display your paltry knowledge of the events surrounding the Hillsborough disaster and afterwards, to use the memorials of the events to attack the BBC – that is distasteful, cynical and insensitive. It is this sort of ignorance which the Justice For The 96 and other campaigns continue to fight against. I live in Ireland, I was just 4 when Hillsborough occurred yet, as a Liverpool fan, it is a deeply distressing subject. If you want to write about something like this, you would do well to do your research properly, not simply allow yourself to “not quite remember” when this is the time everyone should be remembering.
April Fools And All That April 1, 2009
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I have to admit, the April Fool Skeptic in me had to do some serious Googling to confirm a few stories: This Conficker worm – never heard of it, and the BBC report had a picture of an actual can of worms, further raising my suspicions, but seems like it’s the real thing, burrowing away inside my machine right now for all I know. Meanwhile, up in that hub of all-year-round fools, St. James’ Park, the appointment of Alan Shearer as manager for the rest of the season just fell on the wrong day for it to be taken at face value. Is it all one big joke? Should they really have appointed Alan Sugar to fire some of their underperforming players? And hats off to the Irish Times for yet again managing to find an anagram for the words APRIL FOOL - FailProof is the name of the American company which the Irish government is supposedly in talks with to manufacture monitoring tags for ”high net worth” tax exiles. Actually, that one isn’t such a bad idea…
Anyway, all this April Fooling becomes a bit tedious, especially when EVERYONE is at it now. A plethora of football teams have claimed to be rebranding, notably Port Vale, who have a new logo remarkably similar to rivals Stoke. The Guardian announced it is to become a Twitter-only service in its ongoing arse-clenchingly pompous and overbearingly smug campaign against a modern form of interaction and networking which it has decided is the greatest social ill the world is currently facing – could they not just pick on migrants like the Express? Miss Universe spent a relaxing 5 days in Guantanamo Bay according to the Independent, BBC Radio 4 had some story about a doughnut-eating gorilla and the Telegraph announced that a new power source for Britain could come from the electricity generated by fish swimming in rivers – according to research from experts in the ”Université de Poisson d’Avril in Paris”. Well done whoever you are in the Telegraph who speaks French and knows their phrase for April Fool.
The thing about today is, of course, that you get suspicious of EVERY story. The Shearer one is a prime example. Apparently Djibril Cisse was arrested outside a lap-dancing bar yesterday – he’s a fool if ever there was one. I genuinely had my reservations about Botox being cited as a treatment for depression (still do, to be honest) until I saw it in two separate sources. Everywhere you look, you see the potential follow-up to the “Dual Carriageway Through Phoenix Park” hoax which RTE’s Mooney programme carried off so brilliantly last year.
April Fools can be funny, can raise a smile, but it wears a bit thin when, as I mentioned, everyone is doing it. And just for the sake of it. If there’s going to be an April Fool’s story, could you at least put some effort in? The Guardian offering is as pathetic as they come. The best practical jokes are those which the victim can look back on and admit to a certain degree of admiration at the planning, committment and execution – I once hid for over an hour in a wardrobe in order to scare a family member. Not exactly Ocean’s 11-esque planning, but the total focus on the goal made it worthwhile.
As for me, well, I’m not feeling all that well. I’ve retired to bed for the day. I will shortly be tested for rabies before being sent to a leper colony on Uranus where I will be the 1 millionth arrival to the planet and thus heralded as the Messiah by all the other sick and deformed inhabitants.
Gotcha. Now, if only Ireland could trick Italy into thinking we’re better than them at football…
Daylight Savings And Earth Hour March 28, 2009
Posted by bazmcstay in Human Nature, Ireland, Latest News.Tags: Ciaran Clarke, Clocks Go Forward, Daylight Savings, Earth Hour, Electricity, Environment, Esat, Grand Canal Dock, Green Living, Light Pollution, Spin 103
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For those of you who aren’t sure, yes, we lose an hour at 1am on Sunday. Sorry folks. Yes, I know, it’s a pain. I have an essay to complete and one less hour in which to complete it. At least you have a heads-up. I got a mildly panicky text from a friend of mine, Ciaran, three full weeks ago in which he expressed his shock over the fact that the clocks were to go forward that night. I toyed with the notion of letting him live his life an hour ahead of the rest of us for a few days before sense prevailed and I reassured him that it was not until the end of March. So, tonight’s the night, let us all moan about our sleep-deprived existences for the next week.
Another, more welcome, heads-up: Today sees the second annual Earth Hour taking place. Homes and businesses all across the world are turning their lights down or off, switching off the tv and computer and generally saving huge amounts on their electricity bills, in an effort to demonstrate the massive waste caused by negligient electricity use and the increasing effects of light pollution. It is a cause of constant disgust for me when, walking home at night, I pass shops and offices which are clearly empty for the night yet which leave lights on. There is an Esat office block down by Grand Canal Dock, near Spin 103, which ALWAYS has its entire lighting rig lit – they are one of many. It’s simply not good enough.
People may mock the whole green approach to daily living but there is a serious point here. I go around turning lights off in my house after my brother because they don’t need to be on, pure and simple. Not only is it bad for the environment but it’s a total waste of money. If this second reason is the one which people will react to, so be it, whatever it takes to get this message across. Some lazy and selfish individuals will yawn, stretch, flick on another light switch, leave the fridge open and say “Well, I’m not going to be around when the world falls apart anyway”. Well, you know what? At the rate we’re disposing of our natural resources, that planetary collapse is coming sooner than you think.
dum-Dum-DUM!
Scare-mongering over. One hour. That’s all. Just turn the fecking light off.
Click.
A Moment Of National Crisis March 27, 2009
Posted by bazmcstay in Ireland, Latest News, Politics.Tags: RTE, Pearse Street, Brian Cowen, Conor Casby, Irish Government, Taoiseach, The Dáil, John O'Donohue, Michael Kennedy, Cathal Goan, Today FM, Gardaí, National Gallery Of Irish, RHA, Ray Darcy, Hall's Pictorial Weekly, Scrap Saturday, Bull Island, The Emergency, Newstalk 106, Nude Portraits, Victoria's Secret, Wonderbra
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http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=61052337940
The above is the link to one of at least 3 Facebook groups calling for the Gardaí and Irish Government to leave Conor Casby alone. Casby is the guerilla artist who, last week, placed unofficial nude caricatures of the Taoiseach, Brian Cowen on the walls of the National Gallery of Ireland and the RHA. The goverment forced RTE to apologise for their coverage of the story – and the opposition parties were then prevented from raising the issue in the Dáil - while the Gardaí were directed to find the artist responsible, leading them to demand his contact details from Today FM’s Ray Darcy Show – he had been in contact with the show and Gardaí questioned the station over its coverage of the issue. Casby presented himself voluntarily to Pearse Street Garda Station and, it seems, he is unlikely to be charged. His alleged crimes, apparently, the source of all this furore, are criminal damage, indecency and incitement to hatred.
Criminal Damage?! Hammering a nail into a wall?! Indecency?! In an art gallery chock full of nudes, in a modern world where Victoria’s Secret and Wonderbra can advertise freely?! Incitement to hatred?! In the name of all that is sacred, what the shitting bollocks tit is that supposed to mean?!?! Apologies for the profanity, but this story has really made me very angry (Oh really Barry? says you). One of the great gifts Irish people have is a great sense of humour and the country has a fine tradition of political satire. From Hall’s Pictorial Weekly to Scrap Saturday, Bull Island to Newstalk’s The Emergency, Irish people have laughed at our politicians for decades. I imagine Mr. Cowen would raise a belly-laugh rather than a witch-hunt were he in opposition and Enda Kenny was the focus of ridicule. What is more, Martyn Turner daily publishes caricatures poking fun at the political life of this country, yet there is no sign of a police investigation. If Conor Casby’s actions are incitement to hatred, then Martyn Turner has been getting away with it for years.
The world economy is in a slump, Irish people are losing their jobs at a level not seen for a long time, the outlook for the next twelve months is grim and the upcoming emergency budget is set to be a harsh one. The government are bound to be unpopular, sorry, but it’s a reality you face in times like these. What could have been a funny footnote in our Sunday papers has been allowed to snowball. When it would have been best – and, perhaps, most endearing - of Fianna Fáil and Brian Cowen to laugh along with the joke (you know, some witty joke about it being the only time he would be caught with his pants down), they flew off the handle. Michael Kennedy called upon Cathal Goan, Director General of RTE, to consider his position. Fianna Fáil ordered an apology. John O’Donohue, the Ceann Comhairle (speaker of the house), refused to let the issue be discussed when the opposition wanted to raise it. The Gardaí raided an independent radio station. Honestly, as someone pointed out on Facebook, if they had been this swift to knock on the doors of the banks, perhaps we would be in a better mood as a country. As it is, this is a funny story and the government has really had a sense of humour failure. If they can’t laugh at themselves, I can only imagine how frowny they get when they look at our national finances.
For God’s sake, lighten up. Even I find this particular piece of toilet humour funny.
PS: The Times Online tells me no nails were used. So, one less crime committed. They might commute his sentence from the death penalty to life in prison so.
Looking Inside Oneself March 9, 2009
Posted by bazmcstay in Arts, College, Human Nature, Ireland, Latest News, Life.Tags: Aarhus, Audrey II, Black Market, BODIES...The Exhibition, Body Snatching, Burke and Hare, China, Danny Forde, DU Players, Dublin, Falun Dafa, Falun Gong, Grave Robbing, Human Rights, Jayne Stynes, Little Shop Of Horrors, Polymer, Premier Exhibitions, Seamus Heaney, Skid Row, Stone Age, The Ambassador, The Tollund Man
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Audrey II looming over Mum, Dad and me on the set of "Little Shop Of Horrors".
I’ve been quite conspicuous by my absence from this blog for a wee while. One of the main reasons was that I was directing “Little Shop Of Horrors” in DU Players which ran from February 17th to 21st. I had an absolute blast and it was a joy watching everything coming together and to life before my – very heavy and sleep-deprived – eyes. I had a wonderful co-director in the immensely talented Jayne Stynes and it was great to have someone to bounce ideas off and turn to for much-needed hugs and confectionary when things got a bit much! The crew were tireless, especially over the weekend before the show, in their efforts to create a bleak Skid Row and the little shop itself. The band, perched precariously on a scaffold 7 feet above the stage, were so talented and led by my good friend and fellow juice-drinker Danny Forde. The cast members themselves made me – and everyone else – laugh uncontrollably with their comic timing but they also were, to a man, brilliant in their singing and dancing too, deserving the full houses and standing ovations which came their way. Shout out to Aaron, Seán and Ruairí too for making that Mean Green Mother, Audrey II, rock out and chow down. So, if I’ve been away, it was for a good reason!
“Bodies, The Exhibition” – or “BODIES…The Exhibition”, as I believe the garbled syntax of the display runs - has been in Dublin’s Ambassador Theatre lately. A strange venue for a science exhibition, was my initial thought. Then I discovered the exact nature of the show. What on the posters about Dublin looked like very good clay likenesses of the stripped human form turned out to be actual preserved human remains. I was more than a little disturbed by this discovery, and the fact that they were being displayed in poses such as performing a bicycle kick or conducting an orchestra made it all-the-more macabre. The controversy surrounding this exhibition must surely be in some way behind the choice of venue – a smaller Dublin theatre and music venue rather than one of the museums.
I decided to do some more exploration and visited the BODIES website. I found a rather disturbing note in their FAQs. The FAQ reads: “Q: Where do the full body specimens come from? A: The full body specimens are persons who lived in China and died of natural causes. After the bodies were unclaimed at death, pursuant to Chinese law, they were ultimately delivered to a medical school for education and research. Where known, information about the identities, medical histories and causes of death is kept strictly confidential”. (http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/bodies.html)
One has to ask about the morality in all this. These are unidentified bodies of people who may not have granted permission for their use in such an extraordinary way after death, let alone donated their bodies to science. Their relatives also have no idea that their loved ones are travelling the world in an sensationalised educational freak-show. How can one feel comfortable about the presentation of a corpse in a sporting pose when in fact they may never have played sport (Chinese residents are unlikely to have played American football), or as conducting an orchestra when they may have been fans of rap rather than classical? You may think that’s a flippant point, but it is really creating a fiction, a different life for strangers. It invades their previous existence and plonks them into a fishbowl with new props and surroundings, destroying their life-stories to tell a new, gaudy one. The claim that the bodies are “tastefully displayed” is sickening and hollow.
Furthermore, and more chillingly, there is a black market in the trade of corpses of executed, tortured or starved prisoners based in that country, with bodies fetching about $300 apiece. China’s human rights abuses are a matter of concern for the whole of humanity, yet we are blissfully unaware and uninformed about the provenance of these human statues. The practice of organ harvesting from the Falun Gong is another well-publicised, but much overlooked, offence and there are plenty of organs to be gazed at in this gruesome display. (For info and reports about this, visit http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/BodiesExhibits/ or Google: black market body trade China)
Whatever happened to these people before they died, there is something of Burke and Hare feel to all of this, harking back to the days of body-snatching and grave-robbing. Where is the respect in this? People who donate their bodies to science indicate this wish before they die, but I’m sure many of them would be horrified to think their stripped forms might be paraded about the capital cities of the world like this. What is more, the bodies in the Ambassador never even had the chance to indicate such a wish. They may not rest in a peaceful grave, being hauled about the planet as money-making exhibits.
It so happened that in college one of my courses was studying Séamus Heaney at the time, and his poems about the Stone Age bodies at Aarhus (such as “The Tollund Man”), which seemed more than appropriate. Heaney’s poems have a primitive feel to them, unashamed in their pagan and gruesome effect. But it made me think. There is a difference between the display of those Bodies in the Bog in a museum and the BODIES exhibition. The Aarhus displays are laid peacefully. Their histories are told, as much as is known of them. And there was scant chance of a family relative being about to consult about the wishes of the deceased regarding their destination after death.
There is a respect which is sorely missing in the BODIES display. To recreate the inside of the human body has been done in polymer before. This venture simply wishes to cash in on the sensationalism of using REAL human bodies, nothing more. If it claims to be merely educational, it should dispense with this immoral and disgusting selling point. The opening blurb on the website talks of the “amazing and complex machine” which is the human body. Machine eh? Something mechanical? To be taken apart, piece by piece, and ogled in doe-eyed wonder like the inside of a clock? The “machine” behind the display, Premier Exhibitions, calls on the consumer to “Peer Inside Yourself”. Perhaps they should peer inside themselves, think about exactly what they are doing, about where there money is coming from and about what a massive responsibility it is to take possession of a human body.

