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If I Were King October 30, 2009

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So, I’ve been busy Me-Tubing and have my latest video: “My Country’s Good”. In it, I discuss my ideas for ruling my own country. Please view, rate, share and subscribe. And, if you can be bothered, please respond with your own videos / comments about what you would do if you were in charge. To be fair, most our current rulers are several Bushes short of an Obama, so it wouldn’t hurt to give someone else a try…

Guess Who’s Back…? July 29, 2009

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You lucky, lucky folk, you can’t understand how lucky you are – I’M BACK!

I’ve survived my two weeks in Africa, including trips to Burundi and The Democratic Republic of Congo, and have many a story to tell, which will all be appearing in a series of very long blog posts in the coming week. I have a British Bank Bailout-load of photos to share with you as well, you fortune-smiled-upon people, and will be spending my days of dissipation this August working to pick out the choice snaps to help illustrate my fortnight’s story. So, please keep your eyes peeled on this very page for the tale of Barry in Africa – here to whet your whistle is the vlog post I left on Youtube before I set off. 2 weeks too late, but never mind.

Days You Never Forget June 12, 2009

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This videa of a compilation of clips from a barbeque hosted by my friend Brian’s father, Ray Martin (hence Ray-B-Que) – something of an annual event for my group of college mates. Yesterday we gathered to celebrate 4 years worth of friendship as many of us are now finished college and venturing into the adult world of employment – or unemployment, as the case may be for many of us Arts graduates. Days like yesterday become fewer and farther between as years pass and life gets busier and more unstoppable. It was a huge joy to stop for a few hours and spend time laughing and dancing and sharing life’s joys with some of my favourite people. Thank you to them and everyone else who has made my 4 years in college unforgettable. Hope the video makes some of you smile.

New Vlog Post: The Teenager June 4, 2009

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Posted a new video blog on my Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/bazmcstay - which includes this poem below. You’ll notice the better quality. Visual and audio, not poetic quality. Thankfully, with my 24th birthday having recently passed on May 25th, I was able to invest in a brand spanking new Sony Handicam. My natural technophobia saw me hovering at the window of the shop for a good ten minutes before I plucked up the courage to take the plunge and buy it. It’s a great purchase however – from my point of view anyway, though you may protest at having further vloggery inflicted upon you. Shout out to Stephen Byrne (http://www.youtube.com/user/3sixty5days), who got me into this vlog business, and a major cyber-hug for him and his fellow-Leaving Cert victims who all had their English Paper 2 postponed from Thursday until Saturday, thanks to someone in a school in Drogheda handing out that instead of Paper 1 this morning. Maybe Bob Quick has found a new job - he’s that police chief from Britain who was snapped on camera carrying those confidential files into Number 10. Try having a go at being a dustman, Bob, you’ll find no one is interested in what you’re carrying around in that job!

Anyway, final exam approacheth on Friday. Wish me luck and hope you like the poem.

The Teenager

Surviving on one triangular meal a day

and the stress-free strains of candy-floss music,

the angry teenager is all lazy eyes,

a floating head trailing his neck behind him.

He’s nothing but wrong angles and skinny bones

and proceeding hairlines betray growing cracks

and it always pains him to say anything

but especially anything loud and clear.

Fuck knows, he’ll swear at anything but to nothing

and let you no farther than pockmarked-skin-deep.

He hides in a hoodie in a corner,

looks for a bolt-hole in his Nokia

and duck-dives beneath the waves of the iPod

but each eye that grazes him draws young blood,

sketching out in bright red lines like tube maps

the veins and arteries of a beating life.

He wears a faceful of macho make-up

but pens pretty poetry in the dark

in between wet dreams and dry, droughty spells.

He keeps the water-taps shut tight in public

but draws from the well and spills many a bucket

when the drop of a ball is the end of the world.

He can’t get away from huggy mummy and daddy

and he hates them for it, but when he cuts loose

he drops crumbs of homemade scones as he goes,

sprays his eyes over the forest floor for raisons.

He’ll do plenty of ageing during those teens –

like the name suggests, he’s always on the move –

and the pressure is there right from the word grow:

the world pushes in on his skull like a finger

pressing into marshmallow, puffs back out,

full of sugary notions and impressions.

He never fails to bounce back, rubber ball,

spring-loaded, always ill but best equipped,

never hitting bottom but always falling.